有趣的英文故事很短的(2)

　　很短的有趣的英文故事篇三

　　混血狗

　　In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.

　　在曼哈顿的一个狗公园里，三只狗正在聊着它们的血统是怎样的。

　　The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."

　　第一只狗说，“嗯，我妈妈是只考克斯班尼犬，我爸爸是只贵宾犬，所以我是只可卡颇。我们都是很时髦的。”

　　The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."

　　第二只狗嗅了嗅，说：“那挺好的。我爸爸是只纯种的哈巴狗，妈妈则是只得过奖的比格犬，我就是只哈巴小猎狗啦。我们是洛杉矶最新潮的。”

　　The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.

　　第三只狗看上去很不舒服，试着转移话题。“别这样，告诉我们吧。”其他两只狗劝道。最终，它还是说了。

　　"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."

　　“额，我爸爸是只牛头梗，我妈妈是只西施犬…”

　　很短的有趣的英文故事篇四 

　　如何清洗一只猫

　　Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

　　仔细地打扫卫生间。在马桶中加入适量的洗发乳，打开盖子。带猫去卫生间的时候，小心地安慰它。

　　In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

　　麻溜地把猫丢进马桶，盖上盖子(你可能需要站在盖子上，以防它逃脱)。

　　CAUTION!!!!!

　　一定要小心!!!!

　　Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

　　不要太靠近边缘，它的爪子可能会伸出来抓住任何可以抓住的东西。

　　Flush the toilet three or four times.

　　冲洗马桶三到四次。

　　Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

　　让其他的某人打开出去的门，确保马桶和外门间没有人。

　　Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

　　站得离马桶尽量远一点，快速地打开盖子。洗干净的猫会从马桶里发射出来并跑出去，然后会去某个地方擦干自己。