赵云：kao!这小没良心的，居然还能睡的着!就跟他爹一样!! oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father
刘备：咳咳!
(赵云转身面向刘备)
诸葛亮：子龙，不是我说你，你嘴上就是少个把门儿的，总不能啥实话都往外说啊!?Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out!
(刘备怒视诸葛亮，诸葛亮恍如不知，赵云上前，将阿斗递给刘备，刘备捧着阿斗)
刘备：为了你这倒楣孩子，几乎损我一员大将啊!我还留着你赶什么啊，我摔死你吧!!because of you，I almost lose a brave general!Why do I keep you alive，let me kill you!!(阿斗摔下)
(赵云上前，对准阿斗狂踹数脚，诸葛亮上前拉住，赵云始终作势欲踢，诸葛亮用身体压住赵云后，走上前去一脚将阿斗踢飞)
旁白：从今以后，阿斗的智力便出现了明显的发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country.
赵云：咦?怎么不见关二哥呢? yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu?
刘备：二弟昨天为军师摆下一个八卦阵去，不过在冲出去撞马的时候闪着腰了，现在还在休养呢!：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed.
诸葛亮：哎，太糟糕了，看我，多健康，多健壮!告诉他，多喝三鹿奶粉!(自恋状)!Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder!
赵云：就给这孩子喝成这样儿了!!!(走上前，抚摸诸葛亮，做怜惜状) so you drink to be a foolish?
曹操(在台下)：啊~!!!(惨烈地)
刘备：难道三弟又重操旧业了?咱们快去看看!Did zhangfei return to one's former career ?Go to see what happen?
(三人下)
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