赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。
Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
(小沈阳上)(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)
Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street . 小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。
Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?
赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊?(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞) Shenyang oh yeah yeah yeah ….
小沈阳：是的是的。。。。
Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss.
赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。
Shenyang I’m not a miss ,I’m a man ,a real man from the inside out.
小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。
Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?
赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。
Shenyang See, it's no skirt but Capri pants .it's men's wear in Scottish style.. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.
小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。
Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a important guest here in a minute. You must do you' best.
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