赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。
Shenyang No problem.
小沈阳：呃，没问题。
Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .
赵本山：我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱?
Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.
小沈阳：得一、两万的。
Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow?
赵本山：一、两万?啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账? Shenyang Are you IOU?
小沈阳：打白条儿啊?
Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this.
赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。
Shenyang What's it?
小沈阳：啥意思?
Uncle Zhao A tip for you.
赵本山：小费。
Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool!
小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。
Uncle Zhao that’ok . but you are not get it for nothing'. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so.
赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗?我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。
Shenyang Like how’s?
小沈阳：咋兜呢?
Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear?
赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。我要点贵菜...... Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."
小沈阳：我就说没有呗。
Uncle Zhao You're smart. Come on boy , 赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点.(从衣服里又拿出钱)
Shenyang Thank you
小沈阳：谢谢。
Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry.
毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。
Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?
赵本山：饿了?来碗面条。
Shenyang 78 yuan.
小沈阳：呃，78一碗。
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