Ratchett: [scaning Sam's body] The Pheromone levels in the male indicates he wants to mate with the other.
救护车(扫描萨姆的身体)：他体内的荷尔蒙分泌量显示他想要个女人。
Captain Lennox: [him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!
[Blackout transforms and attacks... ]
莱诺克斯长官(和他的*队一起包围了一架直升机)：让你的驾驶员走出来，否则我们就杀了你!
(因为变形和袭击而被打断……)
Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!
迈卡拉：我开车，你开枪!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?
萨姆·威特维奇：所以……
玛吉·麦德森：你在这里干什么?
萨姆·威特维奇：我买了一辆车，它能变形成为一个机器人。
格伦(低声说)：哇哦……
萨姆·威特维奇：有谁知道为什么吗?
Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh...
Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes!
路障：你是"LadiesMan217"(萨姆在Ebay上的帐号)吗?
萨姆·威特维奇：呃……
路障：你是"LadiesMan217"吗?
萨姆·威特维奇：呃，是的，我是!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!
萨姆·威特维奇：先生们……让我为你们介绍我的朋友：擎天柱!
[Captain Lennox is trying to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Pocket!
Captain Lennox: Which pocket?
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: MY BACK POCKET!
Captain Lennox: You got ten back pockets!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!
(当他的`人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候，莱诺克斯长官试着给五角大楼打电话)
莱诺克斯长官：我需要一张信用卡，埃普斯，你的钱夹在哪里?
埃普斯中士：口袋里!
莱诺克斯长官：哪个口袋里?
埃普斯中士：后面的口袋里!
莱诺克斯长官：你的后面有10个口袋!
埃普斯中士：左屁股的口袋里!
[Captain Lennox is using Epps' credit card to call the Pentagon while his men fight Scorponok]
Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!
(当他的人正在和"巨蝎怪"作战的时候，莱诺克斯长官正使用信用卡给五角大楼打电话)
莱诺克斯长官：好的，这是信用卡……
国际接线员：先生，你听说我们关于电话捆绑式服务有超优惠的套餐计划吗?
莱诺克斯长官：不!我不需要!
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